Wednesday, July 9, 2008

A Designer Vahge

Apparently it is the new trend in LA for women to have plastic surgery on their vaginas. They want their vaginas to be prettier, and I have to ask why. Are they trying to seduce their gynecologist? Because, I really don't think many men will spend their time marveling at how pretty a woman's vagina is... I'm sure they have something else on their mind.

Another new trend is revirgination, where the doctor tightens the muscles in a woman's vagina and sews up her hymen. One lady had this done as an anniversary gift for her husband. And I quote, "because a boob job just wasn't enough." Wow, congratulations lady... you just made it into Webster's dictionary as the definition for trophy wife.

I wonder what the church has to say about this one. If a woman can keep revirginating herself, than technically she can argue that her marriage was never consummated and now has an excuse to get a divorce. How very peculiar. What's even odder are going to be the women claiming their child is the new baby Jesus, because they are still virgins, yet they gave birth. Fascinating. 

1 comment:

Lauren said...

The re-virginizing is more popular among the Muslim and Indian communities, where virginity is more important. I see your point, but it's really an interesting point in human technology and science. I mean, really, if anyone was going to claim the oh my marriage wasn't consummated or oh my child is jesus...that stuff can be proved LOL

 


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